Plans? What plans? The only thing on the calendar that matters is on the water. The Ain't Coming tee shirt is for the paddlers whose weekends, evenings, and social lives revolve entirely around dragon boating — and they wouldn't have it any other way. Relatable, funny, and 100% true.
Popular with dragon boat paddlers and clubs across the UK.
Key Features
Heavyweight preshrunk cotton — solid colours in 100% cotton; heather blends in 50/50 cotton-polyester
Seamless double-needle collar — holds its shape wash after wash
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems — built for durability and long-term wear
Taped neck and shoulders — reinforced for a clean, structured finish
Classic relaxed fit — comfortable for all-day casual wear
Sizes S to 3XL — inclusive unisex sizing for the whole team
The Perfect Gift for the Committed Paddler
A brilliant gift for the teammate who never misses a session but always misses everything else. Perfect for Secret Santa, birthdays, or end-of-season laughs. UK delivery available.
Fulfilled via print-on-demand. Most orders are produced and dispatched within 3–5 business days.
Size Guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Length (cm)
71.1
73.7
76.2
78.7
81.3
83.8
Half Chest (cm)
45.7
50.8
55.9
61
66
71.1
Length (inches)
28
29
30
31
32
33
Half Chest (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
Care Instructions
Wash
Machine wash cold with similar colours
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve fabric and print quality
