White unisex t-shirt with front graphic text "DRAGON BOAT RACES" and "ALWAYS MAKE ME WET"

Make Me Wet Dragon Boat Tee – Funny Unisex Paddler T-Shirt

White / S
£21.99
Sale price  £21.99 Regular price 
Skip to product information
White unisex t-shirt with front graphic text "DRAGON BOAT RACES" and "ALWAYS MAKE ME WET"

Make Me Wet Dragon Boat Tee – Funny Unisex Paddler T-Shirt

£21.99
Sale price  £21.99 Regular price 
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color
Size

International orders (outside UK) may be subject to import duties, taxes, and customs fees charged by your destination country. These charges are the buyer's responsibility.

Make Me Wet — Only Dragon Boaters Will Understand

It's not what you think — it's better. The Make Me Wet tee shirt is for the paddlers who love nothing more than spray in their face, water under the hull, and the feeling of a full-speed race run. Cheeky, bold, and unmistakably dragon boat.

Popular with dragon boat paddlers and teams across the UK.

Key Features

  • Heavyweight preshrunk cotton — solid colours in 100% cotton; heather blends in 50/50 cotton-polyester
  • Seamless double-needle collar — holds its shape wash after wash
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems — built for durability and long-term wear
  • Taped neck and shoulders — reinforced for a clean, structured finish
  • Classic relaxed fit — comfortable for all-day casual wear
  • Sizes S to 3XL — inclusive unisex sizing for the whole team

The Perfect Cheeky Dragon Boat Gift Tee Shirt

A brilliant gift for the paddler with a sense of humour — guaranteed to get a laugh at the next club session or race day. Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, or end-of-season celebrations. UK delivery available.

Fulfilled via print-on-demand. Most orders are produced and dispatched within 3–5 business days.


Size Guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8
Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28

Care Instructions

Wash Machine wash cold with similar colours
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve fabric and print quality

Goes well with...