Make Me Wet Dragon Boat Tee – Funny Unisex Paddler T-Shirt
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Make Me Wet — Only Dragon Boaters Will Understand
It's not what you think — it's better. The Make Me Wet tee shirt is for the paddlers who love nothing more than spray in their face, water under the hull, and the feeling of a full-speed race run. Cheeky, bold, and unmistakably dragon boat.
Popular with dragon boat paddlers and teams across the UK.
Key Features
- Heavyweight preshrunk cotton — solid colours in 100% cotton; heather blends in 50/50 cotton-polyester
- Seamless double-needle collar — holds its shape wash after wash
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems — built for durability and long-term wear
- Taped neck and shoulders — reinforced for a clean, structured finish
- Classic relaxed fit — comfortable for all-day casual wear
- Sizes S to 3XL — inclusive unisex sizing for the whole team
The Perfect Cheeky Dragon Boat Gift Tee Shirt
A brilliant gift for the paddler with a sense of humour — guaranteed to get a laugh at the next club session or race day. Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, or end-of-season celebrations. UK delivery available.
Fulfilled via print-on-demand. Most orders are produced and dispatched within 3–5 business days.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
| Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | Machine wash cold with similar colours |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve fabric and print quality |