Because "Fuelled by Coffee and Chaos" Is a Whole Personality
Twelve-hour shift, three missed breaks, and a coffee that went cold an hour ago — sound familiar? The Nurse, HCA & Doctor Coffee Joke Clogs are built around that exact energy, with a print that finally puts the ward's unofficial fuel source front and centre.
A hit with NHS nurses, HCAs, doctors, and anyone who's bribed a colleague with a brew to cover the last obs round.
What You Actually Get
Lightweight EVA — barely notice them by hour ten
Adjustable buckle — snug fit, no digging in
Non-slip sole — steady on ward floors, spills included
Wipe-clean finish — no time for anything fussier
Clog, slipper, or sandal — works whichever way you need it
Coffee-joke print — the one bit of humour guaranteed to land on shift
Size Guide
US
5.5
6
6.5
7
7.5
8
8.5
9
9.5
10
EU
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
True to size — size up if you're between.
Care Instructions
Wipe down with a damp cloth after a shift
Mild soap for stubborn marks — no bleach
Air dry away from direct heat
Not machine washable
A Gift That Actually Gets Used
Secret Santa, staff appreciation, or just a "thanks for surviving that shift" gift for nurses, HCAs, and doctors who run on caffeine and goodwill.
UK delivery available.
Fulfilled internationally. Most UK orders arrive with no extra customs charges, though import fees can apply in rare cases.
